You’re still fun.
But we get it, girl… You’re also tired.
Does your bestie deserve an amazing themed party to celebrate her milestone birthday/promotion/divorce?
Do you want to throw yourself a party but can’t be bothered to do all the research yourself?
What’s a girl with a little money—but not that much money—and even less time to do?
We can help.
Hit the easy button on your prep.
Forget endlessly scrolling through Pinterest boards for inspo.
Forget awkward encounters in store aisles or putting on real shoes to shop.
Snarky Sojourns wishlists make that theme a reality.
Our wishlists complement our digital party packs. So, while the party packs give you the ideas and the plan, the bundles make the outfits, props, and entertaining essentials show up at your door.
Our digital party planners make planning
tedious
painful
Ok. How about something you can do in soft pants on your couch?
Yep. We can promise that.
Our digital party planners are packed full of inspirational goodness and our matching Amazon Wishlists are chocked full of shortcuts, so you can be a lazy planner and still throw a super fun event that fuels inside jokes for years to come.
Want to plan a custom event but you’re still tired AF?
You give us your vision, and we’ll give you the plan and the punch list. Or, we can ship stuff to your house, and you can call a dude from Task Rabbit to put it up for you.
Whatev. No judgment.
Email us today.
Sometimes hotel security gets called. It’s a thing.
Snarky Sojourns happened because we were doing the work anyway. From tree poses in onesies to epic pickleball showdowns, from caviar dreams at the campsite to oracle card readings on the beach, our team of experts is dedicated to the goodness that comes from putting a day on the calendar, picking a theme, and fucking going with it.
Learn more about “our process,” which might just be code for “what happens when we get drunk, have access to the internet, and tell our kids, cats, or whoever keeps bugging us, “Shhh dear. Not now. We have evil plans to make.”
Our community is weird and wonderful
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Give no fucks, my little unicorn
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"Let's be narwhals instead" weekend
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Polar bear plunge weekend
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"And the bitches whatevered" spa weekend
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Water wellness weekend
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Do inverted wall yoga, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
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That time we all stretched our comfort zones
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Being mythical creatures is better than being 40
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Caviar dreams camping
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Beret all day, little French monkeys
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Pickleball throwdown
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Crabchella - just like Coachella but with crab and umbrella hats
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New Year, Same Us
