You’re still fun.
But we get it, girl… You’re also tired.
Does your bestie deserve an amazing themed party to celebrate her milestone birthday/promotion/divorce?
Do you want to throw yourself a party but can’t be bothered to do all the research yourself?
What’s a girl with a little money—but not that much money—and even less time to do?
We can help.
Our party planners make planning
tedious
painful
Ok. How about something you can do in soft pants on your couch?
Yep. We can promise that.
Our digital party planners are packed full of inspirational goodness and our matching Amazon Wishlists are full of shortcuts, so you can be a lazy planner and still throw a super fun event that fuels inside jokes for years to come.
Party Planning Guides
Complete step-by-step plans
($9.99)
Invitations
Ready-to-send invites
($4.99)
Party Games
Fun activities included
($4.99)
Want the shopping made easy, too?
Because you have better things to do than hunt down feathered mules and disco balls on Amazon for 3 hours.
Our curated Amazon wishlists have all the party supplies, decorations, and random shit you need for each theme - organized, tested, and ready to add to cart. No more "is this the right shade of metallic fringe?" spiral at 11 pm.
Just click, buy, and get back to the important stuff (like deciding what you're wearing to your own party).
Want to plan a custom event but you’re still tired AF?
You give us your vision, and we’ll give you the plan and the punch list. Or, we can ship stuff to your house, and you can call a dude from Task Rabbit to put it up for you.
Whatev. No judgment.
Email us today.
Sometimes hotel security gets called. It’s a thing.
Snarky Sojourns happened because we were doing the work anyway. From tree poses in onesies to epic pickleball showdowns, from caviar dreams at the campsite to oracle card readings on the beach, our team of experts is dedicated to the goodness that comes from putting a day on the calendar, picking a theme, and fucking going with it.
Learn more about “our process,” which might just be code for “what happens when we get drunk, have access to the internet, and tell our kids, cats, or whoever keeps bugging us, “Shhh dear. Not now. We have evil plans to make.”
Our community is weird and wonderful
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Give no fucks, my little unicorn
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"Let's be narwhals instead" weekend
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Polar bear plunge weekend
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"And the bitches whatevered" spa weekend
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Water wellness weekend
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Do inverted wall yoga, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
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That time we all stretched our comfort zones
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Being mythical creatures is better than being 40
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Caviar dreams camping
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Beret all day, little French monkeys
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Pickleball throwdown
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Crabchella - just like Coachella but with crab and umbrella hats
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New Year, Same Us
